Motherhood versus the abs

I was over at Scary Mommy’s blog the other day where I read a very interesting post in which she displays a picture seen circulating on Facebook; a picture of an abdomen with stretchmarks with the caption, “You’re body is not ruined. You’re a goddamned tiger who earned her stripes.” In true fabulous Scary Mommy…

Dear Future Daughter-in-Law

Dear Future Daughter-in-Law, I think about you, and wonder what you will think of me. My oldest is dating now, and with every girlfriend, I am left wondering if you will be my new daughter one day. Let me begin our relationship by saying: I’m sorry. I know you will be lovely because they say…

When tragedy strikes…

Before I send you over In the Powder Room, I have to give a great big thank you to Jennifer Boykin from the new and very fantastic site called Life After Tampons. She featured me in her launch: Twentyfive Powerful Women Reveal the One Success Secret they Wish they Hadn’t Missed. I’m shocked yet very…

Really, it could be strawberry ice cream…

Google Friend Connect will be leaving me soon. If you don’t already, be sure to “like” me on Facebook, and/or subscribe via my feed. This picture has been circulating on Facebook: Obviously the purpose is to scare the shit out of Western society: Look, it’s a soft, baby pink substance used to make chicken nuggets!…

Creepy stalker guy…

I’m at In the Powder Room today. Go on over and discover how you, too, can frighten your neighbours…or they can frighten you ~cue scary music~

Randomness-ity…

Hello?… Is there anybody out there?… I’ve been MIA. Since this post, I’ve discovered that all I really want to do is sleep. I had no idea how enjoyable sleep really is. …so yeah, I’m sleeping a lot. And I’m also training for my competition, which is 9 weeks away. Honestly, I’d blog more often,…

Speaking truth…

I’m over In the Powder Room today. It’s a sad one. I got all deep and thinky… Bring tissues.

I totally know how she does it!

You know that movie with Sarah Jessica Parker, “I Don’t Know How She Does it?” Well I totally know how she does it. I get asked that all the time: How do I juggle being a mother to four children, fulltime nursing student, writing a blog, and training for my upcoming bikini competition in March?…

Adults behaving badly

Want to read about my New Year’s outing? Of course you do…go on over to In the Powder Room ’cause I’m there expounding on tales of my mounara. …just go… …please.

What happens when you say ‘vagina’

A long time ago I made my peace with the fact that I am not the stereotypical “mommy blogger.” I am also not a “fitness blogger.” I am also not a “review” blogger. I am also not a steadfast “humour” blogger. I knew when I stepped over the invisible line of propriety into the land…