If you think the title refers to my vagina as being old, ummm…no. There may be a few cobwebs on it, but it’s not old. I haven’t yet mentioned this, but I’m competing again next week in another bikini competition. This one is at a National level: 2012 IFBB World Championships Qualifier. Because I placed…
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So my MSN pops up the other day with this picture of Julia Roberts: …and the caption read, “Julia Roberts, 44, flaunts fit bikini body“. Of course the article goes on to say that she has three kids. I can’t begin to say on how many levels this pisses me off. Why is it that…
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I’ve been blogging for almost 2 years. I first began blogging to fill the void I felt after doing my first figure competition. After months of exercising and dieting, suddenly being left with nothing to focus on except my kids and my husband had me yard sailing, and then selling our good furniture to replace…
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My husband runs over to me, Blackberry in hand to show me an email from our daughter’s school. He’s giggling like a teenage boy whose just seen boobies for the first time, so I know this is going to be good. “This month we will be tackling the very awkward topic of human genitalia in…
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I was reading a post the other in day in which the blogger was saying how mommy bloggers, in their comments, tend to agree with each other more often than not, rather than admit that we have a different point of view. Ultimately her point was that we, as mommies/women, don’t dare disagree, and essentially…
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This week In the Powder Room has been posting about rape awareness. All of the writers have donated their pay to rape and domestic violence charities. Go on over and see what I have to say about this gut wrenching topic.
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So for the past seven months, I’ve been a little busy sculpting my body into this ~cue big, show-off moment~ …TA-DA! Yes, I will look for every reason to post these pictures. What else am I going to do with them? It could be argued that working out has cut into my parenting time. I…
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A few of you commented on my post titled “A day in the life of a fitness model“: “Please tell me you haven’t had any kids!” I have. I’ve had four of them, and yes, they all came out of this body…I was going to say “this vagina,” but I’m not posting a picture of…
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Hey all! I’m In the Powder Room getting brutally honest with you. I suspect a few people will relate to this one…
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Ooookayyyy…. You don’t actually think I’m referring to myself as the fitness model, do you? I’ve wanted to be. This entire competition along with the photography session the next day, all steps I thought would move me in the right direction. I was going to be the next ageing Oxygen covergirl. Funny how in our…
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