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	May 2012 (6)
		
			15: Do the potty dance (23)
			12: A lesson learned… (27)
			10: I’m a sore loser…so bite me! (18)
			08: Who wears short shorts? (45)
			06: My husband’s mistress? (24)
			04: My life as a reality tv star! (3)
		
	
	April 2012 (12)
		
			30: Diary of a bikini competitor (47)
			26: How to quit motherhood! (4)
			24: I’ve become a creep… (28)
			21: The Language of Women (2)
			20: Vagina is getting old (37)
			18: If Julia Roberts hears this, imagine the rest of us! (39)
			16: When is a good time to quit? (57)
			13: Mother/Daughter Sex Ed Talk (43)
			09: Women rejoice! (35)
			05: The Dark (7)
			03: Help save the cookie dough! (35)
			01: What childbirth did to my body! (31)
		
	
	March 2012 (12)
		
			30: Validation required! (5)
			28: A day in the life of a fitness model (35)
			26: The Busy Wife (30)
			23: Gratuitous bikini shots (23)
			22: What failure has taught me (13)
			20: Bikini competition results (45)
			16: Thank you and good night! (38)
			15: penis trumps vagina! (3)
			12: Tips for tighter buns (39)
			08: My kid takes Ritalin, so what! (9)
			06: 10 Things I Suck at! (41)
			01: Grieving lost friendships (8)
		
	
	February 2012 (10)
		
			26: The bitch is back (45)
			24: Ok, so I lied… (4)
			22: Penis-hands (37)
			18: Smothering mother (33)
			16: I can’t poo… (3)
			14: Move over pretty woman! (34)
			09: I don’t give a damn anymore (15)
			07: Motherhood versus the abs (51)
			03: Dear Future Daughter-in-Law (52)
			02: When tragedy strikes… (7)
		
	
	January 2012 (11)
		
			29: Really, it could be strawberry ice cream… (55)
			26: Creepy stalker guy… (6)
			24: Randomness-ity… (40)
			19: Speaking truth… (6)
			15: I totally know how she does it! (50)
			12: Adults behaving badly (6)
			10: What happens when you say ‘vagina’ (53)
			05: I don’t have a moustache though… (74)
			05: The secret to kids who will love YOU and only YOU (4)
			03: Is everybody as mortified as I am? (61)
			02: I may need higher stripper shoes (33)
		
	
	December 2011 (13)
		
			29: An ode to my ex-husband (52)
			26: Holiday pictures and the penis (47)
			22: This year, Santa’s giving the middle finger (11)
			20: Why it’s stupid to videotape your kids (48)
			18: How a blogger begs for mercy (40)
			15: The Extramarital Affair (14)
			14: Fashion roadkill (47)
			11: Blogging rules: the cold hard truth (60)
			08: The women and the wenis (7)
			08: A Day in the Life of a Blogger (8)
			07: Smelly Feet Girl Strikes Again (39)
			04: Squeezing out tears of joy…sort of… (57)
			02: The Tale of the Abandoned Panties (10)
		
	
	November 2011 (12)
		
			29: Annoying Mommies (72)
			26: You’re better off being mean to your kids (64)
			25: Are men really necessary in our beds? (10)
			22: The Road to Happiness (38)
			20: Just don’t talk about food, k? (59)
			18: Arming your daughter against the mean girl (6)
			15: My new husband? (67)
			12: The Great Boobie Debate (70)
			10: My newest project! (36)
			07: The Tale of the Educated Hypochondriac (60)
			05: The “Talk”…the one that includes body parts… (18)
			04: Like the Bloggess, only not… (68)
		
	
	October 2011 (16)
		
			31: I can only come up with 21 (55)
			29: The husband behind the blogger (54)
			28: I wax philosophical about The X Factor (3)
			26: The Tale of the Blogger who Gets Big (67)
			22: Welcome to my world! (47)
			21: I never meant to hurt you… (4)
			20: Gotta get this off my chest… (88)
			16: Newly dating child provides blog fodder (64)
			15: The Tooth Fairy is a Bitch… (4)
			14: Narcissistic week in review (53)
			10: Because You’re Fabulous Giveaway!!! (76)
			08: Help me sweet baby Jesus! (63)
			07: The Tale of Five Pubes (7)
			06: Blogging motivation (69)
			03: The Queen of Narcissism Has Arrived (59)
			01: The Vagina Etiquette (8)
		
	
	September 2011 (15)
		
			29: The friendly penis (53)
			23: Oh look! She’s gotten her boobies! (9)
			21: Butt clenching is not just for stronger glutes (62)
			20: Help! I need food suggestions! (11)
			19: The kindness of others is like a sugar rush! (47)
			17: Humble pie doesn’t taste that bad… (77)
			16: Don’t make me kick your ass! (9)
			13: Kate Gosselin can get a reality show, but I can’t? (77)
			12: What’s so wrong with being a hoe??? (66)
			11: The road to success is made of velcro (49)
			09: Facebook Frenzy! (40)
			07: Don’t hate me because I think mean things (91)
			03: I hate these comments… (73)
			02: Skank be gone! (6)
			01: TMI Thursday…who stinks? (51)
		
	
	August 2011 (6)
		
			31: bitch bitch bitch… (32)
			30: Yummy low-fat creamy treat! (28)
			28: Disheartened Anonymous Commenter (109)
			26: This secret has been killing me! (60)
			24: Lover be kind! (37)
			22: *Please excuse the dust!* (7)
		
	
	April 2011 (16)
		
			28: I’m gonna need to dust off my knee-pads (90)
			27: Let’s get one thing straight! This is not porn! (111)
			26: Just because I say dirty words does not mean I will send you nudie pics! (109)
			24: The makings of a Facebook profile picture (90)
			21: Blog rivalries (156)
			20: Ladies do NOT fart! (104)
			18: Blogging blahs… (86)
			16: Don’t try this at home (74)
			15: Excellent parenting techniques…for dummies? (70)
			13: Blog writing block coupled with gratuitous bikini shot (90)
			11: whore whore whore whore whore (87)
			09: Blog Whore? (87)
			08: This blog will not change (80)
			06: I bid you all a fair adieu…that’s French for so long folks! (107)
			05: The fairest blogger in the land! (82)
			03: So let’s pretend this is my journal (85)
		
	
	March 2011 (14)
		
			30: I am not a “Yes Mom” (103)
			29: Backup plan (76)
			27: Here a hair, there a hair, everywhere a hair-hair (80)
			23: Don’t get your wiener wet (92)
			22: Pillow talk (79)
			20: Who do you like better? This mother or this mother? (91)
			18: My charming quirks! (90)
			15: Kind of like a Mastercard commercial but not really… (88)
			14: I think this may strike some as creepy (93)
			12: Playing doctor (87)
			08: The healing powers of blogging! (131)
			06: I am sad. Should I blog? (135)
			03: Yes, these words came out of my mouth (105)
			01: Amuse me! (99)
		
	
	February 2011 (14)
		
			27: You’re so vain!…this song is absolutely about me! (96)
			25: I’m ok, you’re Waldo (96)
			23: The hot arrow (88)
			22: This is the truth! (81)
			21: It’s not like I say vagina every day (115)
			18: Unfortunately it gets better… (106)
			16: Shake down! (127)
			14: To blog or not to blog (89)
			12: Lingerie and battery operated hand mixers (97)
			11: Potty trained monkey takes over the world (76)
			09: Genitalia brings families together…and so do boots! (88)
			06: Wannabe Princess (98)
			05: A big hairy story (92)
			01: I didn’t sign up for this! (134)
		
	
	January 2011 (17)
		
			30: My practice (90)
			28: Blogging lessons (122)
			26: And just when you didn’t think we could get any white-trashier… (121)
			25: Waiting room thoughts at the doctor’s office (69)
			22: I’m a grandmother! (114)
			20: I’ve arrived! (124)
			19: Getting to know me! (95)
			17: High school, cliques, and blogging (136)
			15: Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody… (72)
			14: Mustaches and constipation…not necessarily in that order (72)
			12: Yes, it’s confidential! (101)
			10: My biggest fear is… (86)
			08: Dinner conversation (94)
			06: Ineffective parenting (86)
			04: Deciphering Man/Woman-Speak (107)
			03: Who wants to play Scrabble with us!!! (87)
			02: Glee’s Karaoke or Wayne’s kind of music? (72)
		
	
	December 2010 (18)
		
			31: 2010 Year in Review…sort of… (56)
			30: No nookie tonight! ~insert porno music here~ (76)
			28: New Year’s resolutions I most likely won’t keep (79)
			23: Me wearing a bathing suit…Big time showoff! HUGE! (100)
			20: He wins, I lose…I’m a loser (83)
			19: Drunken night out! (70)
			17: Giddy and nippy (65)
			15: It’s ok, I don’t answer back…ok, maybe I do… (63)
			13: I’m going to change the name of this blog to “All Things Crappy!” (90)
			10: I feel so betrayed! (83)
			09: How I UNINTENTIONALLY embarrass my kids (112)
			07: I think I might be fostering a nipple phobia… (95)
			05: Hormones, stress, or going bonkers? (82)
			05: Hormones, stress, or going bonkers? (80)
			03: Why not take pictures of my boots? (85)
			04: Why not take pictures of my boots? (84)
			01: How to be a bad parent (106)
			01: How to be a bad parent (105)
		
	
	November 2010 (16)
		
			30: This is the post where I will say the word vagina alot (100)
			28: No offence to these kind of mothers but… (100)
			26: Can't take him anywhere! (79)
			24: High as a fricking kite! (69)
			24: Now tell me this doesn't sound terrific! (30)
			22: Oh no he didn't! (79)
			20: It's so hard being smart… (69)
			18: Children as a means of entertainment (86)
			17: Lying to your kids is a good thing (95)
			15: No, wait, I'm the narcissist! (59)
			13: My reply (62)
			11: Dearest Dumbass (78)
			10: Potty mouth makes me happy (68)
			06: Dance conferences make me horny! (61)
			04: Is it just me? (117)
			01: It's a slippery slope… (86)
		
	
	October 2010 (13)
		
			30: Kody Brown, The Duggars, and me stirring up trouble… (71)
			28: I'm the one you should feel sorry for… (80)
			26: Birth, birthing, and exams (66)
			24: I'm a big, fat, stupid head (57)
			20: I love and appreciate all of you! (90)
			18: A tribute to nice asses everywhere! (75)
			14: I like boys (91)
			13: Don't thank me buddy, thank the Doobie Brothers (57)
			11: A damn damsell wearing my dress… (57)
			09: Boys and their balls (76)
			06: I want me one of those! (76)
			03: You want me to bear down how? (73)
			01: Self-talk (56)
		
	
	September 2010 (15)
		
			29: My randomness has no boundaries (63)
			26: Begging…errr…I mean pledging (49)
			25: No I'm not! (48)
			22: Hello! I'm right here! (63)
			20: Benefits of the ugly cry (59)
			18: Crying makes you ugly and fat (69)
			15: Almost Wordless Wednesday… (48)
			15: I say Justin, you say Bieber…Justin…Bieber… (65)
			13: The good, the bad, and the dreaded ring of fire (59)
			11: Too soon for a midterm meltdown? (44)
			08: The story of us…c'est pour toi Isa! (62)
			06: PMS Ramblings (45)
			04: Happy birthday offspring… (45)
			03: Just say it…come on, say it like you mean it! (33)
			02: The only thing worse than field trips… (47)
		
	
	August 2010 (20)
		
			31: My first…~insert own perverted thought here~ (53)
			29: Post vacay random thoughts (38)
			27: Drama in Orlando (27)
			24: Happiest place on earth, my ass (74)
			22: We don't get out much… (44)
			21: Action packed travels! (31)
			20: Friday Flip-Off! You know you wanna read these! (28)
			18: Decisions decisions… (34)
			17: What the…??? (45)
			15: Bad things? (47)
			13: Flip Off! (51)
			12: Fierce competitor in the making (12)
			10: The fridge (18)
			10: Guest Posting at Mama On Da Go! (1)
			08: Better luck next time (20)
			07: I've created a monster (12)
			06: A Post for Rob (22)
			04: Letter to the parents of my son's friend (36)
			03: Tips for a More Enjoyable Beach Experience (34)
			01: The Mothers (19)
		
	
	July 2010 (21)
		
			30: Zen…what is this Zen you talk about? (19)
			29: Guest Post (3)
			27: She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky! (16)
			26: Know It All (16)
			25: Should I or shouldn't I? (15)
			23: I would rather give birth (23)
			21: All done till September, YAHOO! (10)
			18: Beach Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (37)
			16: The road less travelled by me (15)
			15: A Day in the Life of Someone who Deserves the NOT Mom of the Year Award (16)
			14: Sorta cute things my kids did and said…and that's just today… (13)
			13: What did you want to be when you grew up? (21)
			12: A funny thing happened on my way to the doctor's office… (12)
			10: Oh the guilt… (15)
			08: Reflections (13)
			08: It's Thursday and there are some things I love (4)
			08: Immaturity isn't so bad (4)
			04: I would like to thank the academy… (14)
			04: The Bomb (8)
			02: How many more days till they're back in school? (24)
			01: Something new… (15)
		
	
	June 2010 (18)
		
			30: Dirty little secret… (12)
			28: I didn't sign up for this… oh right, I did… (22)
			27: Family Get-Together (5)
			26: Date Night (7)
			26: Twenty Facts About Mememememememe! (5)
			25: So I changed my mind, so what? (3)
			24: Confession (5)
			22: It takes all kinds…right? (3)
			21: The great George Bernard Shaw once said… (2)
			20: I'm at the end of my rope! (6)
			20: To quit or not to quit… (0)
			18: Simple Abundance…the first day… (0)
			17: Let's try this again… (2)
			16: Go Sherri! Go Sherri! (2)
			15: Recital Day (0)
			09: A new day! (2)
			08: Day 2 (0)
			07: First Timer (0)